Kimmel: If You Missed Rudy Giuliani’s Fart the First Time, He Did It Again

RUSH TRANSCRIPT That s ░░░░░░░░ the first mate on ░░░░░░░░ Lusitania trying to distance ░░░░░░░░ from the torpedo hole ░░░░░░░░ s too late my ░░░░░░░░ you re about to ░░░░░░░░ wet Cousin Rudy is ░░░░░░░░ it again There s ░░░░░░░░ crazy stuff going on ░░░░░░░░ now that most people ░░░░░░░░ aren t even aware ░░░░░░░░ The nuttiest of the ░░░░░░░░ Trump nuts are showing ░░░░░░░░ to what they re ░░░░░░░░ election hearings And all ░░░░░░░░ looneys are coming out ░░░░░░░░ the bin Last night ░░░░░░░░ were introduced to a ░░░░░░░░ character in the trumper ░░░░░░░░ a woman named Melissa ░░░░░░░░ no relation to the ░░░░░░░░ I watched this clip ░░░░░░░░ times I m still ░░░░░░░░ convinced she s a ░░░░░░░░ person I ve lost ░░░░░░░░ I ve lost friends ░░░░░░░░ ve been threatened I ░░░░░░░░ been my kids have ░░░░░░░░ threatened my I ve ░░░░░░░░ to move I ve ░░░░░░░░ to change my phone ░░░░░░░░ I ve had to ░░░░░░░░ rid of social media ░░░░░░░░ ve there nobody wants ░░░░░░░░ come forward They re ░░░░░░░░ threatened Jimmy She s ░░░░░░░░ threatened You understand She ░░░░░░░░ frightened And she doesn ░░░░░░░░ have a boyfriend This ░░░░░░░░ it seemed like she ░░░░░░░░ even making Rudy Giuliani ░░░░░░░░ believes this nonsense Even ░░░░░░░░ doesn t actually believe ░░░░░░░░ spent most of her ░░░░░░░░ accusing the Democrats of ░░░░░░░░ the election by attacking ░░░░░░░░ politicians My question is ░░░░░░░░ re not seeing the ░░░░░░░░ book off by 30 ░░░░░░░░ votes What d you ░░░░░░░░ do take and it ░░░░░░░░ something crazy to it ░░░░░░░░ m saying the numbers ░░░░░░░░ not off by 30 ░░░░░░░░ votes I know what ░░░░░░░░ saw I know what ░░░░░░░░ saw and I signed ░░░░░░░░ saying that if I ░░░░░░░░ wrong I can go ░░░░░░░░ prison Did you Laughter ░░░░░░░░ What are the odds ░░░░░░░░ s wearing a rose ░░░░░░░░ day tank top under ░░░░░░░░ scarf Watch your back ░░░░░░░░ Jeanine Then another star ░░░░░░░░ stepped forward for team ░░░░░░░░ and this one somehow ░░░░░░░░ to bring China into ░░░░░░░░ You can actually show ░░░░░░░░ and vote without an ░░░░░░░░ D It s shocking ░░░░░░░░ can you allow that ░░░░░░░░ happen Like a lot ░░░░░░░░ people think all Indians ░░░░░░░░ alike I think all ░░░░░░░░ look alike How would ░░░░░░░░ tell Laughter Jimmy No ░░░░░░░░ racists your honor we ░░░░░░░░ Laughter It was quite ░░░░░░░░ parade But the grand ░░░░░░░░ of crazy was not ░░░░░░░░ be outdone Listen here ░░░░░░░░ former Time magazine person ░░░░░░░░ the year Rudy Giuliani ░░░░░░░░ a little bit of ░░░░░░░░ You re attempting to ░░░░░░░░ a pardon so why ░░░░░░░░ this not part of ░░░░░░░░ I will ask that ░░░░░░░░ be disciplined for that ░░░░░░░░ of all Laughter Jimmy ░░░░░░░░ s why they call ░░░░░░░░ Rudy Tootie In case ░░░░░░░░ missed the first one ░░░░░░░░ did it again I ░░░░░░░░ hoping to get an ░░░░░░░░ to the other questions ░░░░░░░░ Mr Barr and others ░░░░░░░░ have I gave you ░░░░░░░░ answer A point of ░░░░░░░░ The answer I gave ░░░░░░░░ is they didn t ░░░░░░░░ to interview a single ░░░░░░░░ Just like you they ░░░░░░░░ t want to know ░░░░░░░░ truth Jimmy The look ░░░░░░░░ that woman now if ░░░░░░░░ ll excuse me I ░░░░░░░░ to go change my ░░░░░░░░ Laughter]