Philippines: China to Send ‘Peace Ark’ to Help Typhoon-hit Philippines

COLBERT Nation we ve ░░░░░░░░ seen the devastation in ░░░░░░░░ Philippines caused by Typhoon ░░░░░░░░ it is an unthinkable ░░░░░░░░ and we all send ░░░░░░░░ thoughts and prayers to ░░░░░░░░ in need but thoughts ░░░░░░░░ prayers aren t all ░░░░░░░░ re sending VIDEO CLIP ░░░░░░░░ the United States military ░░░░░░░░ taking significant steps to ░░░░░░░░ typhoon recovery operation CNN ░░░░░░░░ S S George Washington ░░░░░░░░ now in the gulf ░░░░░░░░ the area It brings ░░░░░░░░ it 80 aircraft 5 ░░░░░░░░ sailors all ready to ░░░░░░░░ food water and medicine ░░░░░░░░ News The U S ░░░░░░░░ providing 20 million in ░░░░░░░░ aid END VIDEO CLIP ░░░░░░░░ Folks America takes a ░░░░░░░░ of slack just because ░░░░░░░░ spy on our allies ░░░░░░░░ countries on hunches and ░░░░░░░░ to tank the global ░░░░░░░░ as a fund raising ░░░░░░░░ But face it when ░░░░░░░░ bleep goes down the ░░░░░░░░ needs heroes nobody says ░░░░░░░░ God The Belgians are ░░░░░░░░ Oh I hope they ░░░░░░░░ us some waffles laughter ░░░░░░░░ this makes me proud ░░░░░░░░ be an American To ░░░░░░░░ that my tax dollars ░░░░░░░░ going to help people ░░░░░░░░ I pay taxes I ░░░░░░░░ an excellent accountant He ░░░░░░░░ I pay tax shelter ░░░░░░░░ I think it s ░░░░░░░░ Philippines America has put ░░░░░░░░ money where our mouth ░░░░░░░░ and boots on the ░░░░░░░░ and our hands in ░░░░░░░░ air like we just ░░░░░░░░ care You can t ░░░░░░░░ the same thing about ░░░░░░░░ called superpower China VIDEO ░░░░░░░░ CNN China getting a ░░░░░░░░ of criticism They ve ░░░░░░░░ in a long term ░░░░░░░░ a land dispute but ░░░░░░░░ what they re only ░░░░░░░░ 100 000 END VIDEO ░░░░░░░░ COLBERT Wow apparently the ░░░░░░░░ symbol for crisis is ░░░░░░░░ the one for bite ░░░░░░░░ Seriously the nation of ░░░░░░░░ pledged only 100 000 ░░░░░░░░ bet the Colbert Nation ░░░░░░░░ give more than that ░░░░░░░░ do you people think ░░░░░░░░ and applause You know ░░░░░░░░ you know what Youu ░░░░░░░░ what folks nation let ░░░░░░░░ do it Let s ░░░░░░░░ donate China To donate ░░░░░░░░ to Convoy of Hope ░░░░░░░░ Response efforts just text ░░░░░░░░ to 50555 your donation ░░░░░░░░ help bring clean water ░░░░░░░░ food to the victims ░░░░░░░░ Typhoon Haiyan let s ░░░░░░░░ China s ass at ░░░░░░░░ compassionate because we are ░░░░░░░░ brotherhood of man you ░░░░░░░░ jerks!”