Noah Parallels Trump and GOP’s Rhetoric: They’re a Match Made in Heaven

I get why the ░░░░░░░░ is so upset that ░░░░░░░░ is heading towards the ░░░░░░░░ you know because he ░░░░░░░░ and does some pretty ░░░░░░░░ there things But along ░░░░░░░░ their concerns surely Republicans ░░░░░░░░ asking themselves how they ░░░░░░░░ to the point where ░░░░░░░░ possibility that the next ░░░░░░░░ of their party also ░░░░░░░░ to be the face ░░░░░░░░ the butternut squash who ░░░░░░░░ on a shooting star ░░░░░░░░ became a real life ░░░░░░░░ In other words they ░░░░░░░░ be asking themselves how ░░░░░░░░ bleep did we get ░░░░░░░░ Tonight we take a ░░░░░░░░ at exactly that in ░░░░░░░░ ongoing coverage How the ░░░░░░░░ we got here Cheers ░░░░░░░░ applause So this is ░░░░░░░░ big question for Republicans ░░░░░░░░ is their voter base ░░░░░░░░ for someone like Donald ░░░░░░░░ A man they say ░░░░░░░░ t even a true ░░░░░░░░ But isn t he ░░░░░░░░ let s start with ░░░░░░░░ s pretty much his ░░░░░░░░ message This country is ░░░░░░░░ mess You don t ░░░░░░░░ good news about this ░░░░░░░░ We just never win ░░░░░░░░ don t win with ░░░░░░░░ military We don t ░░░░░░░░ with trade The country ░░░░░░░░ going to hell in ░░░░░░░░ handbasket We have to ░░░░░░░░ our country We re ░░░░░░░░ a third world country ░░░░░░░░ No Donald Trump you ░░░░░░░░ not like a third ░░░░░░░░ country I m from ░░░░░░░░ third world country You ░░░░░░░░ you were like a ░░░░░░░░ world country Yeah Talk ░░░░░░░░ me when ostriches chase ░░░░░░░░ on the highway That ░░░░░░░░ the bleep that goes ░░░░░░░░ in my country my ░░░░░░░░ Hashtag third world problems ░░░░░░░░ and applause So even ░░░░░░░░ the U S has ░░░░░░░░ world s strongest military ░░░░░░░░ lowest unemployment in nearly ░░░░░░░░ decade and more people ░░░░░░░░ by health insurance than ░░░░░░░░ before Donald Trump still ░░░░░░░░ America is in grave ░░░░░░░░ And if he s ░░░░░░░░ a true Republican why ░░░░░░░░ there so many Republicans ░░░░░░░░ have been saying the ░░░░░░░░ same thing There may ░░░░░░░░ no turning back for ░░░░░░░░ Our country s on ░░░░░░░░ very bad course President ░░░░░░░░ s placed us on ░░░░░░░░ path of decline Our ░░░░░░░░ don t fear us ░░░░░░░░ our allies don t ░░░░░░░░ we can be relied ░░░░░░░░ I think we re ░░░░░░░░ the verge of losing ░░░░░░░░ all President Obama is ░░░░░░░░ our future He s ░░░░░░░░ American dream into the ░░░░░░░░ nightmare Trevor Oh the ░░░░░░░░ nightmare That s the ░░░░░░░░ where my penis turns ░░░░░░░░ a baguette and then ░░░░░░░░ mime eats it That ░░░░░░░░ that s more of ░░░░░░░░ dream than a nightmare ░░░░░░░░ that I now that ░░░░░░░░ look at it That ░░░░░░░░ not so bad So ░░░░░░░░ Trump s main message ░░░░░░░░ basically the same doom ░░░░░░░░ gloom a lot of ░░░░░░░░ have been preaching for ░░░░░░░░ But they re saying ░░░░░░░░ s not the kind ░░░░░░░░ candidate they want So ░░░░░░░░ kind of candidates have ░░░░░░░░ been looking for We ░░░░░░░░ someone who is truly ░░░░░░░░ to be outside Washington ░░░░░░░░ need an outsider that ░░░░░░░░ walk into Washington D ░░░░░░░░ We need people from ░░░░░░░░ of Washington Government of ░░░░░░░░ insiders by the insiders ░░░░░░░░ the insiders We are ░░░░░░░░ by a permanent political ░░░░░░░░ Not of the Washington ░░░░░░░░ I m the only ░░░░░░░░ that hasn t spent ░░░░░░░░ in Washington Trevor Yes ░░░░░░░░ and congratulations Mitt Romney ░░░░░░░░ you still haven t ░░░░░░░░ any time in Washington ░░░░░░░░ record yeah Who s ░░░░░░░░ of an outsider to ░░░░░░░░ than Donald Trump And ░░░░░░░░ the more you look ░░░░░░░░ it you know the ░░░░░░░░ it feels like Trump ░░░░░░░░ the Republicans are in ░░░░░░░░ of those romantic comedies ░░░░░░░░ they still don t ░░░░░░░░ that they re the ░░░░░░░░ match for each other ░░░░░░░░ about it The GOP ░░░░░░░░ always found one thing ░░░░░░░░ sexy and that s ░░░░░░░░ man who handles his ░░░░░░░░ Washington needs to be ░░░░░░░░ like a business I ░░░░░░░░ a businessman We ve ░░░░░░░░ a president today who ░░░░░░░░ never run a business ░░░░░░░░ have a huge business ░░░░░░░░ great business Put more ░░░░░░░░ our fellow Americans back ░░░░░░░░ work Real solutions to ░░░░░░░░ the economy and create ░░░░░░░░ I have created tens ░░░░░░░░ thousands of jobs Trevor ░░░░░░░░ m not saying the ░░░░░░░░ is a gold digger ░░░░░░░░ they ain t messing ░░░░░░░░ no broke people or ░░░░░░░░ people Why can t ░░░░░░░░ GOP see this I ░░░░░░░░ t understand Even though ░░░░░░░░ think Trump s all ░░░░░░░░ for therm they re ░░░░░░░░ match made in heaven ░░░░░░░░ both think America is ░░░░░░░░ they could practically finish ░░░░░░░░ other s xenophobic sentences ░░░░░░░░ re bringing drugs They ░░░░░░░░ bringing crime They re ░░░░░░░░ They weigh 130 pounds ░░░░░░░░ they have calves the ░░░░░░░░ of cantaloupes because they ░░░░░░░░ hauling 75 pounds of ░░░░░░░░ across the desert I ░░░░░░░░ build a wall It ░░░░░░░░ be a great wall ░░░░░░░░ and human smuggling home ░░░░░░░░ murder complete the dang ░░░░░░░░ You can say what ░░░░░░░░ want about the Koran ░░░░░░░░ can say what you ░░░░░░░░ there s something there ░░░░░░░░ have to be monitoring ░░░░░░░░ communities That s where ░░░░░░░░ threat is going to ░░░░░░░░ from Total and complete ░░░░░░░░ of Muslims entering the ░░░░░░░░ States Trevor Ah so ░░░░░░░░ xenophobic hatred Ivory and ░░░░░░░░ together we hate in ░░░░░░░░ and by the way ░░░░░░░░ there s no need ░░░░░░░░ be so scared of ░░░░░░░░ We re just like ░░░░░░░░ bees Yeah we re ░░░░░░░░ more afraid of you ░░░░░░░░ you are of us ░░░░░░░░ on GOP The man ░░░░░░░░ every box And I ░░░░░░░░ that you may Mott ░░░░░░░░ him since he s ░░░░░░░░ saying things that aren ░░░░░░░░ remotely true how Mexico ░░░░░░░░ pay for a wall ░░░░░░░░ or how his hair ░░░░░░░░ does that What could ░░░░░░░░ more Republican than bending ░░░░░░░░ truth a little You ░░░░░░░░ asking us to trust ░░░░░░░░ power over to the ░░░░░░░░ when there clearly are ░░░░░░░░ in America who believe ░░░░░░░░ establishing euthanasia The president ░░░░░░░░ we ought to take ░░░░░░░░ Second Amendment rights of ░░░░░░░░ who have never broken ░░░░░░░░ on law This is ░░░░░░░░ to gradually ease sharia ░░░░░░░░ and the Muslim faith ░░░░░░░░ our government The President ░░░░░░░░ the United States will ░░░░░░░░ taking a trip over ░░░░░░░░ India that is expected ░░░░░░░░ cost the taxpayers 200 ░░░░░░░░ a day Trevor I ░░░░░░░░ sorry what Have you ░░░░░░░░ been to India You ░░░░░░░░ t spend 200 million ░░░░░░░░ day if you tried ░░░░░░░░ s cheap there everything ░░░░░░░░ bought the Taj Mahal ░░░░░░░░ like 40 bucks And ░░░░░░░░ came with a rice ░░░░░░░░ I didn t even ░░░░░░░░ for They just gave ░░░░░░░░ to me This is ░░░░░░░░ even the point Trump ░░░░░░░░ t help it if ░░░░░░░░ gets things wrong now ░░░░░░░░ then He speaks from ░░░░░░░░ hip He s not ░░░░░░░░ the scripted politicians which ░░░░░░░░ something the GOP has ░░░░░░░░ seen as arousing I ░░░░░░░░ we ve had too ░░░░░░░░ political correctness Political correctness ░░░░░░░░ killing this country Now ░░░░░░░░ than ever in America ░░░░░░░░ need a commander in ░░░░░░░░ who will tell it ░░░░░░░░ it is Somebody has ░░░░░░░░ come out and tell ░░░░░░░░ it is I m ░░░░░░░░ reading the teleprompter I ░░░░░░░░ leave up that to ░░░░░░░░ Obama I d love ░░░░░░░░ use a teleprompter and ░░░░░░░░ one here one here ░░░░░░░░ I d go like ░░░░░░░░ ba ba ba ba ░░░░░░░░ Is this Trump s ░░░░░░░░ of telling us he ░░░░░░░░ t read What are ░░░░░░░░ words Ba ba Republicans ░░░░░░░░ your eyes Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ the man of your ░░░░░░░░ You can deny it ░░░░░░░░ you want but you ░░░░░░░░ t mess with destiny ░░░░░░░░ the sooner you realize ░░░░░░░░ and the sooner you ░░░░░░░░ that what you think ░░░░░░░░ passionate hatred is just ░░░░░░░░ passion The sooner you ░░░░░░░░ that the sooner you ░░░░░░░░ get it on My ░░░░░░░░ Republicans get a convention ░░░░░░░░ take hold of Trump ░░░░░░░░ tiny little hands and ░░░░░░░░ when the time is ░░░░░░░░ put on some Fox ░░░░░░░░ and chill Cheers and ░░░░░░░░ Oh yeah We ll ░░░░░░░░ right back.