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Noah: Trump Badly Wants to Have Sex with His Daughter
Comedy Central

Name: Comedy Central


The Daily Show

Name: The Daily Show


Trevor Noah

Name: Trevor Noah

Employment: The Daily Show

Position: Comedian

Event location
12/09/2015 03:17 am
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>> Trevor Now again I ░░░░░░░░ what you re thinking ░░░░░░░░ Trevor sure Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ his daughter s body ░░░░░░░░ a very disturbing way ░░░░░░░░ that doesn t mean ░░░░░░░░ wants to have unnatural ░░░░░░░░ intercourse with her Laughter ░░░░░░░░ I then present to ░░░░░░░░ exhibit B an 2006 ░░░░░░░░ on The view The ░░░░░░░░ here is about whether ░░░░░░░░ who is next to ░░░░░░░░ would ever pose for ░░░░░░░░ I don t think ░░░░░░░░ would do that inside ░░░░░░░░ magazine although she does ░░░░░░░░ a very nice figure ░░░░░░░░ ve said if ivanka ░░░░░░░░ t my daughter perhaps ░░░░░░░░ would be dating her ░░░░░░░░ Whoa Wait what Wow ░░░░░░░░ must spend a lot ░░░░░░░░ money on therapy sessions ░░░░░░░░ s my impression of ░░░░░░░░ therapist Hello boat store ░░░░░░░░ largest boat please Yeah ░░░░░░░░ can afford it Laughter ░░░░░░░░ the way this was ░░░░░░░░ the only time that ░░░░░░░░ publicly day dreamed about ░░░░░░░░ much he would enjoy ░░░░░░░░ with ivanka were it ░░░░░░░░ for the tragic fact ░░░░░░░░ is his daughter Just ░░░░░░░░ couple of months ago ░░░░░░░░ stone quoted him as ░░░░░░░░ she s really something ░░░░░░░░ what a beauty what ░░░░░░░░ beauty that one If ░░░░░░░░ weren t happily married ░░░░░░░░ you know her father ░░░░░░░░ have never been so ░░░░░░░░ for an ellipsis in ░░░░░░░░ life Applause I don ░░░░░░░░ know what shiny gold ░░░░░░░░ distracted Donald from finishing ░░░░░░░░ sentence but I m ░░░░░░░░ it did And just ░░░░░░░░ the record when you ░░░░░░░░ ranking the reasons you ░░░░░░░░ t bang your own ░░░░░░░░ the fact that you ░░░░░░░░ her father should be ░░░░░░░░ the very top of ░░░░░░░░ list not number two ░░░░░░░░ I m married Top ░░░░░░░░ the list Actually now ░░░░░░░░ I think about it ░░░░░░░░ know what There shouldn ░░░░░░░░ even be a list ░░░░░░░░ shouldn t need a ░░░░░░░░ Nobody asked you to ░░░░░░░░ a list Why are ░░░░░░░░ making a list Once ░░░░░░░░ know that Trump badly ░░░░░░░░ like to have sex ░░░░░░░░ his daughter even completely ░░░░░░░░ sexual things he says ░░░░░░░░ her come out sounding ░░░░░░░░ gross If I put ░░░░░░░░ in just about any ░░░░░░░░ you name she would ░░░░░░░░ a great job Trevor ░░░░░░░░ I know he s ░░░░░░░░ about legitimate positions in ░░░░░░░░ administration secretary of state ░░░░░░░░ of energy reverse cowgirl ░░░░░░░░ Oh did I sorry ░░░░░░░░ And by the way ░░░░░░░░ the way eve nothing ░░░░░░░░ ivanka Trump Frankly we ░░░░░░░░ sorry about dragging her ░░░░░░░░ this mess because she ░░░░░░░░ like an intelligent sane ░░░░░░░░ with socially acceptable sexual ░░░░░░░░ Take for instance this ░░░░░░░░ interview ivanka and Donald ░░░░░░░░ on the Wendy Williams ░░░░░░░░ in 2013 We want ░░░░░░░░ know more about you ░░░░░░░░ we play fave five ░░░░░░░░ ll ask the question ░░░░░░░░ ivanka you answer first ░░░░░░░░ dad you answer also ░░░░░░░░ what s the favorite ░░░░░░░░ you have in common ░░░░░░░░ your father Either real ░░░░░░░░ or golf Trevor There ░░░░░░░░ you see Her favorite ░░░░░░░░ in common with her ░░░░░░░░ is real estate or ░░░░░░░░ totally wholesome Normal answers ░░░░░░░░ don t make me ░░░░░░░░ to puke forever Out ░░░░░░░░ curiosity how did her ░░░░░░░░ answer the question Either ░░░░░░░░ estate or golf Donald ░░░░░░░░ your daughter Well I ░░░░░░░░ going to say sex ░░░░░░░░ I can t relate ░░░░░░░░ to her Audience reacts ░░░░░░░░ Well I was going ░░░░░░░░ say sex but I ░░░░░░░░ t say that to ░░░░░░░░ her Unless she s ░░░░░░░░ with it Okay you ░░░░░░░░ not cool then just ░░░░░░░░ Golf then sex okay ░░░░░░░░ just golf Whatever You ░░░░░░░░ I would like to ░░░░░░░░ just a moment here ░░░░░░░░ I may to talk ░░░░░░░░ everyone at home Remember ░░░░░░░░ you were younger and ░░░░░░░░ dad said embarrassing things ░░░░░░░░ front of you and ░░░░░░░░ would be like oh ░░░░░░░░ You re so embarrassing ░░░░░░░░ hate you Call your ░░░░░░░░ tonight laughter Tell him ░░░░░░░░ never truly appreciated what ░░░░░░░░ good dad he was ░░░░░░░░ thank him for never ░░░░░░░░ on national television that ░░░░░░░░ wishes he could bang ░░░░░░░░ unlike Donald Trump We ░░░░░░░░ be right back.
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