Biden Keeps Getting Tongue Tied During Final Turkey Pardon

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BIDEN: “According to experts, Peach weighs 41 pounds and loves to eat hot dish and teeter tot -- tater tots and cross-country skis. You know, dreams to see, but his -- the real dream he has is to see the Northern Lights I'm told. He lives by the -- the motto, 'Keep calm and gobble on.' (Laughter) Meanwhile, Blossom weighs 40 pounds, loves these cheese curds and watch boxing. Dreams of visit -- to visit each one of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes. Lives by the motto, 'No foul play, just Minnesota nice.' (Laughter) And just finished a two-day road trip from Minnesota to Washington. By the way, you have chairs, sit down. (Laughter) I forgot you had chairs. (Cheering) I'm sorry. So, I'm thinking about the arduous trip they made. You guys are still standing. That trip's 1,100 miles, takes 16.5 hours through it all. They stayed calm, they gobbled on and still gobbling. They were -- they -- they -- (Laughter) -- they stayed nice listening to their favorite music, which apparently includes a song, 'Living on a Prayer.'" (Laughter)