Noah: It Freaks Me out that Trump Is the One Solving a Complicated Problem Like Syria

‘It’s like you’re in a balloon-catching contest— it’s really difficult, and now you have Edward Scissorhands on your team’

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NOAH: "I'm sorry does, this guy always have to have the most of everything? No, who brags having the most lines? Who does that. It sounds like halfway through he forgot about what he was talking about-- "Many, many lines. Tremendous lines. I walked the lines, blurred lines. I know you want it. I know you want it. You're a good girl. Next question, next question." Where's Katie?" Now, on the bright side, Trump did at least say, you know, today he saw that Syria was now his responsibility. But this is still one of those moments that most people feared. Donald Trump, not just as president, but as commander in chief, responding to an international crisis. You know, like, you want someone to do something, but do you want that person to be Donald Trump? It's like you're in a balloon-catching contest-- it's really difficult, and now you have Edward Scissorhands on your team. Because think about this, think about it. Handling a volatile leader like Assad is serious business, especially when he's backed militarily by Russia. And deposing him could create an opportunity for ISIS. I mean, I don't know about you, but I'm freaking out here. Like, I don't want Trump-- like-- like-- I just want some way to solve this complicated problem."

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