Fallon: Trump Plans to Hunt bin Laden and Sleep with an Intern to Boost Ratings

RUSH EXCERPT:
FALLON: “It’s been a rough few days for President Trump. This week it came out and is his job approval rating is at just 36%. Trump was confused, he said, “How can you disapprove of a job I’m not even doing? Fake poll.” Trump’s approval rating is at just 36%, which is even lower than Obama’s ever was. The only time Obama came close to that was when he had that meeting with Trump. Came close. Actually, Trump’s approval rating is worst than Obama’s lowest, and worse than Bill clinton’s lowest. After hearing this, Trump promised to hunt down bin Laden and sleep with an intern.”