Noah on White Guy Juggling After Being Stopped By Police: Blacks Could Never Do This

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NOAH: "Why are people having a good time in America?" (Laughter) The cops pull you over at night, and in the middle of the stop, you’re like, 'Hold on, officer, let me reach into my car. Let me reach into my car, officer. Yeah, you relax. I’m just going to reach into my car.' 'What are you getting?' 'My white privilege. That’s what I’m getting. That’s what I’m getting, officer. That’s watt I’m getting.' (Cheering and applause) Juggling is such a white thing as well, when you think about it. No, just the whole concept. You have so much stuff that at some point you’re like, 'I can’t even hold all of this stuff. I’ll have to throw some of it in the air! That’s probably how juggling started.' Someone was like, 'Wow! You have three things, but you only have two hands. Would you like to share something with me?' 'No, no, no. I’ll figure this out. Hey, hey, hey!' (Laughter) This is a relationship with the police many people do not have. I can tell you now black people would never try this at a police stop. Can you imagine if black people were like, 'Hey, yo, five-o, what’s that behind your ear? Oh, snap! Check that!'"