Fallon Mocks Republicans Trying to Avoid Hostile Townhall Crowds

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
FALLON: "I saw that all over the country, Republican town halls are being met with some pretty hostile crowds. One Colorado Congressman even snuck out the back door to escape. Yeah, I guess that might explain what I saw on C-SPAN today." 
NARRATOR [clip]: "Coming up on C-SPAN, at 12:00 P.M., Senator Mitch McConnell zips himself into a duffel bag and asks his assistant to carry him out to the parking lot. At 1:00 pm Senator Ted Cruz shrieks, "Farewell, nitwits," throws a smoke bomb, then when the smoke clears is still visible frantically trying to open a window. At 2:00 P.M., House Speaker Paul Ryan says, "I have to take this call." Then starts talking into a a stapler. And finally at 3:00 P.M., Senator Rand Paul shouts, "Is that Nick from 'The Bachelor,'" then tries to run through the wall like the Kool-aid man."