Colbert: If You Lose Your ObamaCare, You’ll Still Be Covered — By Six Feet of Dirt

COLBERT: "Yesterday Donald Trump tried to assure people currently covered by the law that he has a plan. 'It's not going to be their plan. It will be another plan. But they will be beautifully covered.' Oh, don't worry, if you are losing your ObamaCare you will be beautifully covered. Either by insurance or six feet of dirt. Either way, just beautiful. So nice. So beautiful. We're going to tramp the dirt down, we'll tramp it down all smooth. It's going to be beautiful."