Conan to Texans: I'm Going To Give a Great Show Because I Know You're Armed
Conan humors gun-loving Texans
CONAN: "Now we traveled a lot of places, right, Andy.
RICHTER: "We did."
CONAN: "I will try my hardest ever to give you people a great show. You want to know why?"
CONAN: "Because I know you're armed, all right?"