Noah Uses Skittles to Visualize How Trump Steals from His Charity to Fund His Business

‘Ah, my business has money, and my charity does not!’

NOAH: "Anyway, actually, you know what's crazy is the Trump campaign does this all the time to us. No matter what happens, they put out something to distract us and we all start talking about that instead. I don't blame them. When you look deeper into the Trump campaign, there is a lot of (bleep) that's going wrong. For instance, today, while we were all talking about Skittles, the 'Washington Post' reports Trump has been taking money that other people donated to his charity. Instead of using it for charity, he used money to pay off people who sued his businesses. He's basically a really (bleep) Robin Hood. Not like a Kevin Costner (bleep) Robin Hood. I'm talking a real (bleep) Robin Hood. Let me explain it in terms people understand these days. If I had two bowls of Skittles, right, and people donated into the charity bowl, right? And this was meant for charity, yes? And what I did was I said this is going over to charity -- oh, what's happening there? Ah, yes, charity. It's good you give to my share it and -- did you see that thing? Ah, my business has money, and my charity does not! Ah! What a good person I am! I will give one of my charity to business, or business to charity -- I don't know how this works anymore. But you get the point because I use Skittles."

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