Colbert: Trump Is Actually Three ‘Oompa Loompas’ Inside His Suit, Two of Them Don’t Like Immigrants

TRUMP: "How does he change emotions so quickly? He went from Mr. Cool in Mexico to thermonuclear explosion in like, an hour. I'm starting to think there might be more than one Donald Trump-- my theory: Trump is actually three 'Oompa Loompas' standing in a human pyramid inside his suit. They take turns on who gets to be the head. One of them is reasonable. And two of them really don't like immigrants. It would explain all his policy reversals, and his skin tone."