Noah: I Wish There Were Two Donald Trumps So He Can Go F*@$ Himself

NOAH: "In any other world, in any other campaign, having two faces is a charge the accused would deny because they know it would immediately disqualify them from running for the highest office in the land, so Donald Trump, do you agree with Ben Carson?"
TRUMP [video]: "I probably do agree. I think there are two Donald Trumps. -
NOAH: "Yeah. And believe me, there's no problem with either of them's penis. So even Trump says that there are two Trumps, but the question is what does the other Trump say?"
TRUMP [video]: "I don't think there are two Donald Trumps. I think there's one Donald Trump.
NOAH: "You know, we laugh, but it's still more likely that there's only one Donald Trump who's just a cynical, manipulating man, you know, manipulating his followers and his enemies and the media without any concern for what he's doing to the country. That's possible. That's probably the truth. But I do hope--I do hope that there are two Donald Trumps because that way he could go [bleep] himself."