Colbert: Hillary Can Unify the Country Through Her Dishonesty

COLBERT: "Hey, here's something that happened. Last Tuesday the FBI issued its review of Hillary Clinton's use of private e-mail server. And the big headline is hill roe will not be indicted. But she might-- yeah, hold off. She might be embarrassed because she was slightly caught with her hand in the, you know, stretching-- she lied. She lied a lot. She said under oath that she returned all of her work e-mails to the State Department. But the FBI said yes, that's true except for the thousands you didn't. She also claimed repeatedly over the last year that she never e-mailed any classified material, but the FBI said, and I quote, 'Yahuhhuh.' And there is a list, like ten things she said she did or didn't do, that she didn't or did do. And at this point I don't know if anything she says is true. I mean after all, was she lying when she said this."
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COLBERT: "Secretary Clinton, thank you so much for talking to me today."
CLINTON: "It's great to be here with you."
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COLBERT: "Was it? Was it great to be here with me? I find that hard to believe. But you know what, maybe she can unify the country through her dishonesty. After all, the people who hate her say she's always lying. While her supporters say she's always lying. But you know who I believe can unify this country? Jon Batiste and Stay Human, everybody. Say hi!"