Colbert: The Russian Hackers Might Know Where Hillary’s Emails Are

‘It is now being reported that the Democratic National committee was hacked by the Russians’

COLBERT: "Last night, Hillary Clinton beat Bernie Sanders by 57 points. Turns out, running as a Washington insider really helps when you're running inside Washington. But Hillary's win is not the biggest Democratic news from yesterday because it is now being reported that the Democratic National committee was hacked by the Russians. Hey, maybe they know where Hillary's emails are. And while they were in the D.C cybermatrix-- this is my cyberring-- the Russians apparently stole opposition research on Donald Trump. Russia, what are you doing? If you want damaging information about Donald Trump, just wait for him to talk. It's on the TV! You can record it. It's on your phone. And it's the most adorable security breach of all time because the Russian hackers are code named Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear. I assume this is all part of 'Operation: Panda Giggle Rainbow Sparkle.'"

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