Colbert: I Clenched a Few Sphincters Saying Trump is GOP Nominee

COLBERT: "Folks, this is a crazy election. But, of course, you know that, unless you have been in a coma. And if you were in a coma, you might want to slip back in for the next six months. I don't know how to explain to you what's going on. Because today, Donald Trump received his 1,237th delegate, clinching the Republican nomination. (Audience booing) And saying that just clenched a few sphincters. So that's it. It's official. The die is cast. Trump's the nominee. Just going to get comfortable for a second."