The Daily Show Pokes Fun at Trump’s Double Standard in Attacking Hillary

TREVOR: Roy, you're joining us from the White House, correct? What do you make of all these new Trump details, lying about impersonating a PR person, harassing women, its --
WOOD JR: That's why we like him. He doesn't pretend to be perfect. He doesn't pretend to be clean. He doesn't pretend to like Mexicans like all you phonies out there. He just plays by his own rules.
TREVOR: But Roy, might there not be a double standard there.
WOOD JR: What you mean, African?
TREVOR: Well, okay, like let's say what if hypothetically Hillary Clinton said she wouldn't release her 2015 tax return.
WOOD JR: She did? There she goes again, crooked Hillary, there she goes what are you hiding, Hillary, all the money from those ISIS speaking engagements?
TREVOR: No, I said hypothetically its actually Trump who won't release his taxes.
WOOD JR: Oh, that's old news, Trevor. What do you need to see his taxes for anyway. Hell, everybody got [bleep] in their taxes. I tried to write-off my mustache in an e-harmony membership. That was some haters. He already told us he is a billionaire What more do you need to know?
TREVOR: It just seems like.
WOOD JR: Trump has a plane with his name on it. Do you got a plane with your name on it? See, I didn't think so. So shut the [bleep] up and leave the man alone. I'm tired of people nitpicking him over every little thing.
TREVOR: Oh, I'm sorry, hold on, Roy. Oh, wow.
WOOD JR: What is it? What is wrong?
TREVOR: Dear lord, reportedly one of the presidential candidates kidnapped a baby and tried to trade it to North Korea for seven kilos of could cane.
WOOD JR: Is it Hillary? Because if it is, that is another horrifying example of her disastrous trade policy. But if it was Trump, most only get five kilos for the baby. It is the art of the deal, baby.
TREVOR: We have to cut it there, Roy Wood, Jr., everybody. We'll be right back.