Colbert Makes His Own VP Announcement to Mock Ted Cruz
‘I stand before you tonight surrounded by American flags, secure in the knowledge that I am not running for president and have zero chance of being elected anything!’
COLBERT: "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! I stand before you tonight surrounded by American flags, secure in the knowledge that I am not running for president and have zero chance of being elected anything! But are we going to let that stop me from picking a vice president? Hell no!"
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