Noah Gives Tribute to Rubio Pulling out from Campaign by Pouring Bottled Water

‘Don’t worry, Flint, Michigan, we’re not wasting the water’

NOAH: want to congratulate donald trump on his victory, a big victory in florida. while it is not god’s plan they be president in 2016, or maybe ever, and while today my campaign is suspected, this horrifying downtown— >> trump for president! ( bleep ). >> trevor: come on, people. do you really have to yell, “trump for president” while rubio is conceding to trump. so unnecessary. it’s like going to somebody’s funeral and being like, “yeah, you stay dead. you corpse-as, ised ( bleep ).” it’s so said sadd to see rubio go. let’s pull one out for the homey we lost. this is for you, rubio. yeah. some more for you, rubio. ( laughter ) some more. some more for you. some more for you. i don’t understand. why didn’t he just look at the bottles when he took them? why would you make eye— it’s so hard to do that. but still, this is for you, rubio. more fur. ( applause ) more for you. and don’t worry, flint, michigan, we’re not wasting the water. we’ve got it right here. yeah, we’ve got you.

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