TDS Anchors Try to Comfort America: ‘I’m in a Deep Pit of Despair,’ ‘Just Look into Your Heart and Take out Your Foreign Passport... ‘

EXCERPT:

LYDIC: "Ronny Chieng, thank you! Would you please say something to inspire our spirits?"

CHIENG: "Yeah, this is easy! I got it. I got it. Just give me some music."

LYDIC: "Okay."

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CHIENG: "America, I love you. If you are feeling upset, or hurt, or depressed about the turn toward fascism that your beloved homeland is taking, then all you have to do is this: just look into your heart and you take out your foreign passport — 

(Cheering and Applause)

— and you go back to Malaysia, where you came from, until Trump leaves office."
(Cheering and Applause)

LYDIC: "Ronny, we don't all have Malaysian passports."

CHIENG: "I dunno, it’s inspiring to me! Later, b*tches!"

LYDIC: "All right, that might be the best we can do."