Rubio Mocks Trump’s Short Fingers: ‘You Know What They Say About a Guy with Short Fingers’

Rubio Mocks Stumpy McTrumpfingers and It’s Awesome (Red State)

Marco Rubio has been mocking Trump this weekend over his appearance, his age, and his relative incontinence, among other things, and it has been awesome. Here he is on Sunday night mocking Trump’s famously stumpy fingers:

“He’s always calling me ‘little Marco.’ I’ll admit, he’s taller than me. He’s like 6’2. That’s why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who is 5’2. Have you seen his hands? There like this. And you know what they say about men with small hands? … You can’t trust them. You can’t trust them.”