Colbert on Trump: As Horrifying as Watching a Python Swallow a Capybara

‘ It’s like watching one of those nature documentaries where the python unhinges its jaw and slowly swallows the capybara, and then becomes president of the United States’

COLBERT: “Here’s the real magic: Trump got more votes than Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio combined. So those two could not have beaten him even with the classic dirty trick known as large trench coat.”
TRUMP [video]: “We won with evangelicals. We won with young. We won with old. We won with highly educated. We won with poorly educated! I love the poorly educated!”
COLBERT: “I bet you do. The point is, Donald Trump is now the likely Republican nominee, with a real shot at being the next president, and I’m not sure if I’m horrified or entertained. It’s like watching one of those nature documentaries where the python unhinges its jaw and slowly swallows the capybara, and then becomes president of the United States.”

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