Colbert: Tim Walz Appears Way Over-Caffeinated at the Debate

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COLBERT: "Now, Tim Walz had his own version of debate prep. A few hours before the face-off, he was reportedly seen with his Secret Service detail jogging through Central Park, which is why he took to the stage with a Statue of Liberty hat and a $20 pretzel. The VP candidates were both different flavors of dull. J.D. Vance looked like a business lemur on beta blockers, and Tim Walz was a real likable coach, but appeared to be way over-caffeinated. I think the governor done overdid doing the dew."