Stewart on Hannity: He’s Moving to a Place Whose Also Intolerant to Liberals’ Lifestyle

‘Just looking for a place where the governor is inclusive of all people even those who disagree with him...’

STEWART: "That's all he is looking for. Friend, just looking for a place where the governor is inclusive of all people even those who disagree with him. A governor who would never suggest if you don't fit the majority mold or like their politics you best move on. Like how in Texas, gay marriage is illegal. "
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PERRY: "Texans have made a decision about marriage, and that if there's some other state that has a more lenient view than Texas, maybe it's a better place for them to live."
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STEWART: "Wow, sounds like kind of what Sean hates about our governor. I guess it's called the 'Friendship State' because a lot of people there are only allowed to be friends. So Sean Hannity is disgusted! Disgusted! He is disgusted at the New York governor's intolerance. He is threatening to move to a place whose governor said pretty much the exact same thing. He has a case of selective undergarment bunching or SUB. [ laughter ] So what is really going on here?"
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HANNITY: "I wouldn't pay a 10% state tax in Florida or Texas. I would save a lot of money."
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STEWART: "Oh, right. I have forgotten how much the takers in this state have been exploiting his success. Because if he goes there's one less state-funded cocaine party for our homeless. We must keep him. But how?"

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