Colbert: Today, Mike Johnson Took a Day off from ‘Performative Holiness’ to Attend Trump’s Hush Money Trial

EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "Trump got some moral support today from Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, seen here after accidentally thinking about the word 'nipple.'
(Laughter)
Just the word, not even the image. Just the word 'nipple,' it's too titillating. And don’t get him started on the word 'titillating.' Johnson is a hyper-conservative biblical literalist, but today, he took a day off from performative holiness to attend Trump’s hush money trial. Now, I’m no fan of Johnson, but no one should be subjected to 30 years of sex education in one day. That’s like taking an Amish kid to Epcot. 'Goodness, English. Mexico is beside France, is beside space?'”