Colbert: In Response to Trump Telling Michael Cohen to ‘Just Do It,’ Nike Changed its Slogan to ‘Yay! Sneakers’

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COLBERT: "The number one news story laying eggs in our national brain continues to be the Trump trial here in Downtown Manhattan. The last four weeks have been full of lurid and shocking sexual revelations that we learned six years ago.

(Laughter)

It’s been a real case of deja ewww. Once again today, the prosecution presented their star witness, former Trump fixer Michael Cohen, seen here regretting knockin’ while the van was a-rockin’. Cohen’s testimony seems to prove that Trump was directly involved in paying off Stormy Daniels. For instance, yesterday, Cohen told the court that after first resisting, Trump eventually ordered him to pay Daniels $130,000, telling him, 'Just do it.' In response, Nike has changed their slogan to: 'Yay! Sneakers!'”