Colin Jost: The Last Time I Was in D.C., I Left My Cocaine at the White House

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JOST: "It's also wonderful to be back in Washington. I love being in Washington. The last time I was in D.C., I left my cocaine at the White House. 
(Laughter)
Luckily, the president was able to put it to good use for his State of the Union.
(Laughter)
I'm kidding, of course, the president doesn't call it cocaine, he calls it high-speed rail.”