TDS Correspondents Burst into Laughter at Prospect Trump ‘Might Finally Face Justice’

EXCERPT:

SLOAN: “So you don’t care about this trial, you just want to be on the jury for selfish reasons?"

JOHNSON: "Yeah, obviously. This thing’s a cash cow. All these jurors are going to get book deals, daytime TV appearances. At least one of them is going to be on 'The Masked Singer.' And I think I have what it takes to be a sexy wombat."

SLOAN: “It’s not easy money. Being part of a high-profile trial is exhausting."

Johnson: “Not this one. I can nap whenever Trump is napping. I’ll dip my head when he dips his head. I’ll bop up when he bops up. As long as we snore in rhythm, nobody will notice.”

SLOAN: “Josh, be serious! The leading presidential candidate is on trial. Isn’t there a chance that he might finally face justice?”

(Laughter)