Colbert: Kids, Listen to ‘The Five,’ Just Do Drugs

COLBERT: "I am not the only one -- just for the record I'm not the only one in favor of drugs, so is Fox News bench warmers 'The Five.'"
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BOLLING: "He probably supplied A-rod with a performance enhancing drug and maybe he did shoot him up. I'm trying to figure out why to suspend the guy for a whole year. Major League Baseball said 'guess what? we're okay with medical marijuana.' So on one hand they're okay with medical marijuana. But god forbid you get a performance-enhancing drug."
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COLBERT: "Of course they support medical marijuana in the MLB. How else would you get someone to pay $18 for a hot dog? But the best point on The Five was made by the bottom of the fifth, Greg Gutfeld."
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GUTFELD:"Drugs are going to exist as long as there's an incentive to use them and the incentive is to win. In every job you do if there's a drug that helps you, do the damn drug and no one should get in your way and try stop you."
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