Trevor Noah: ‘Trump Is the White ISIS’

MINHAJ: “Thank you! Thank you!” (Cheers and applause) 
NOAH: “Hasan, this has to be Trump’s most controversial statement yet.” 
MINHAJ: “Not really. Not really controversial for me. I think Trump’s 100 percent right. Muslims should not be allowed in this country. It’s just not safe.” 
NOAH: “Wow, Hasan ... So you also believe Muslims are a danger?” 
MINHAJ: “I believe Muslims are in danger, Trevor. One-third of a major political party in America is back ago racist maniac! This place is scary right now and that’s why trump said we can’t have any Muslims enter the U.S. Until we figure out what the hell is going on!” (Applause) 
NOAH: “No, I think you got it mixed up. I don’t think that’s what he meant. But I would love to know, what do you think is going on?” 
MINHAJ: “I don’t know, but it has nothing to do with Muslims. Maybe Trump never actually wanted to be president so now he’s just self-sabotaging, trying to get his supporters to break up with him by crossing the line again and again and again.” 
NOAH: “He’s crossing the line and how is that going?” 
MINHAJ: “Kind of like the Microsoft store every Christmas — turns out there is no line. (Applause) There is never a line. Big store, no line. But ... I have a second theory, and I think this is where the evidence points. Donald Trump is an extremist leader who came out of nowhere, self-financed, recruits through social media, attracts his followers with a radical ideology to take over the world and is actively trying to promote a war between Islam and the west!” 
NOAH: “Oh, my God, Hasan ... He’s white ISIS!” (Applause) 
MINHAJ: “That’s right, Trevor! Donald Trump is white ISIS! WISIS!”
NOAH: “That’s catchy, WSIS, I like that.”