Trevor Noah Mocks Jeb Bush for Abandoning His Joke Before Getting to Punchline

‘Everyone was watching Jeb Bush whose flogging campaign needed him to come out of the gate strong and confident’

NOAH: "And of course, everyone was watching Jeb Bush whose flogging campaign needed him to come out of the gate strong and confident."
BUSH [video]: "I was in Washington, Iowa, about three months ago talking about how bad Washington D.C. Is. Get the-- kind of the-- anyway-- "
NOAH: "What happened? Because he sets up a joke. But then it just seems like he's too lazy to figure out the punch line. You know, a rabbi and a skinhead walk into a bar and-- ha ha,-- you see how that could-- ha-- I mean-- they're-- ha ha, they're sort of-- sort of, anyway, you get the idea. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And it wasn't just his joke. His foreign policy material didn't fare much better."
BUSH: "The idea that it is a good idea for Putin to be in Syria, let ISIS take out Assad and then Putin will take out ISIS. That's like a board game, that's like playing monopoly or something."
NOAH: "Wait, let me get that straight. Monopoly is the first board game that comes to your mind? There's no better board game to describe the Risk, of a strategy that puts our battleships into trouble. Sorry. But who knows, maybe the Bush family's Monopoly games just get really intense. You have been captured by ISIS, go directly to the mass grave, do not pass go, do not say good-bye to your family."

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