Kimmel: Trump Is Like a ‘Basketball Dipped in Cologne’

KIMMEL: “Donald Trump was supposed to be here tonight.”
AUDIENCE: “Boooo.”
KIMMEL: “Now he’s glad he didn’t come, I guess. Last night his people called, late last night and canceled on us. They were a little bit — they were cryptic as to why he canceled. They said he had a major political commitment but wanted me to relay the message to you that if he had been here, he would have been great. I’m dying to find out what this major political commitment was. Usually means he had to go on CNN and call someone an idiot or something. But why did he cancel? We told them there were cameras here right? Are Tuesday nights the night he volunteers down at the orphanage? Don’t worry. Tonight we’re going to give everyone in the audience basketball dipped in cologne so you can fully experience what it would have been like had Donald Trump been here. Okay? I will say the big part about Donald Trump being — not being here is we don’t have to build a wall around Guillermo tonight.”