Chelsea Handler: I Probably Would Have More Rights if My Vagina Was an AR-15

EXCERPT:

HANDLER: "Thank you. Sit down! Welcome to 'Jimmy Kimmel Live,' everybody. I am your guest host Chelsea Handler.
(Cheering and Applause)
I will be here all week long, or at least until Republicans make it illegal for women to talk.
(Applause)
Jimmy is off right now doing whatever the (bleep) he wants with his body.
(Laughter)
Remember like five days ago when Fox News told us the biggest threat facing America was drag queens? That was cute. At this point I’d probably have more rights if my vagina was an AR-15.”