Biden’s New Minister of Truth Sings Erotic Harry Potter Songs

JANKOWICZ: “♬ Went looking for some Prefects in the bathroom one day
But instead I found Harry and so I said 'Hey!'
I helped him solve the mystery of the egg
But I'd like to solve the mystery between his legs!
I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake
so that our honeymoon we can take
You know that ghosts have working 'natomies
What's better than that — we don't get STDs!!! ♬”