Meyers Mocks Eric Trump: Do You Really Think Trump Talking to Putin Like a Dog Who’s About to Pee on a Rug Would Work?

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MEYERS: “You really think that’s how the conversation would go? You sound like you’re talking to a dog who’s about to pee on the rug. Of course, if Trump talked to a dog the way he talked to Putin, he would immediately give in every time the dog complained. “sparky, don’t do it don’t even think about it. Don’t you dare don’t you dare pee on the rug or I’ll have to shake that jar full of loose change. [Dog growling] Or — or, alternatively, pee wherever you want.  This is — this is your house too, sparky. You’re man’s best friend, and that makes you as much of a human as I am. Whiz away, just not on the good rug. [Dog growling] Or right in the middle of the good rug.  I was just saying to melania I feel like this rug could use a big yellow wet spot. Now we have it we worked together, and now we have it, sparky.”