Jon Stewart: Hey, China, Can We Borrow Some Money to Keep Beating You in Space Race?

STEWART: "China you better back off. Landing on the moon is our thing. When we started out as a young nation we didn't go, hey, you know how we can make our mark? Let's build a great wall. Believe it, there are a lot of people that would love to build a great wall. So you really want to step to us China? Because the moon was child's play. We're already half way to Mars mother (bleep). Which reminds me, hey, China, could we borrow some money to finish our Mars trip?"