Sykes: Sha’Carri Richardson Didn’t Miss the Olympics, the Olympics Missed Her

‘Why are they even doing the Olympics?’

EXCERPT:

SYKES: "So the Olympics are about two weeks away. Yesterday we learned that America’s fastest woman, Sha’Carri Richardson, will not compete in the games. Sha’Carri was suspended because she tested positive for marijuana, which is considered a performance-enhancing drug by the dopes at the world anti-doping agency.

(Laughter)

I mean, come on. That makes no sense. Marijuana doesn’t enhance your performance at all, unless that performance is taking down a bag of Tostitos.

(Laughter)

(Cheering and Applause)

I think we’re looking at this the wrong way. Sha’Carri Richardson won’t miss the Olympics, the Olympics will miss Sha’Carri Richardson.”

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