Colbert: We Need A Bipartisan Commission To Find Kevin McCarthy’s B*lls

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “I’m not going to pitch in because I really don’t want to eat any. Another reason McCarthy is against this is that he could potentially be called as a witness, because on January 6, McCarthy called president sweet ‘N sauron and begged him to call off the MAGA mob, but instead, the Prez replied, “Well, Kevin, I guess these people are more upset about the election than you are.” Yet, McCarthy still defends him. Forget the riot. We need a bipartisan commission to find Kevin’s balls. Obviously, McCarthy can’t just issue an official statement that says, “I heart the coup.”