Stewart: Hugging Obama Will Eternally Cost Christie the Republican Primary

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BOLLING: "Obama and Christie walking arm in an arm along the shores -- of the Jersey shore in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy."
HANNITY: "And then there was the hug."
CHRISTIE: "There was no hug."
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STEWART: "There was a hug. That is why Chris Christie will not win the Republican primary. He made the unpardonable crime of treating Barack Obama like a person. That is the insurmountable campaign hurdle. When Barack Obama arrived to lend aid to your hurricane ravaged state, you shook his hand. Why did you not slay him in a Klingon honor duel. It's what Ronald Reagan would have done. We'll be right back."