Colbert to Trump: I Think Steve Doocy Is Not that into You

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: “Wow! That is cold! That’s like ending a date with “So I’ll see you next Saturday! And every Saturday after that.” And she says, “Uh, you may want to see me next Saturday, but Katie is not committed to that, we’ll take it on a case-by-case basis.” No tongue. Mr. President— too far. Too far, no tong? … No, it’s no tongue. That’s too far. It’s very kekouros. I think Steve Doocy’s just not that into you.”