Stewart on ‘Crack Smoking Mayor’: The Guy Is a One-Man Episode of Cops!

‘Somewhere in a basement in his tears, Anthony Weiner is going, ‘what the f*ck’’

STEWART: "Yes, Toronto Mayor and intrepid, intoxicant afficionado Rob Ford-- yesterday appeared before the mighty Toronto City Council. As crowds of his supportive constituents gathered outside-- So that's where South Park got that. (laughter) Anyway, Ford has some 'splanin' to do."
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COUNCILMAN: "Mr. Mayor, do you still have zero tolerance for drugs, guns and gangs?"
FORD: "A
bsolutely." (laughter)
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STEWART: "Wait, did you say zero tolerance for drugs or Jim Morrison like high tolerance for drugs?"

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