Noah on Mueller’s Confusing Remarks: Even Yoda Is Confused with Your English

‘Like Robert Mueller, why don’t you just speak English?’

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NOAH: “Wait, what? If Trump didn’t commit a crime we would have said so. So 2ru6r7 did commit a crime or did he just not not commit a crime? Like Robert Mueller, why don’t you just speak English, huh? Even yoda would be like hmmmm, report confusing you make. What is it? Like the press conference was so confusion. Mueller might as well just have come out and said okay, you have a chicken and a fox and a boat and on the other side is obstruction, okay. And look, look, the way Mueller phrased this information was confusing. But most people agree that the underlying message was clear. All right. He said what he said T was just hidden like imagine are you about to have sex with someone and ask you them hey, do you have herpes and their response is well, if I had confidence that I did not have herpes, I would have said so.”

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