Colbert Brutally Mocks Trump for Bragging He’s a ‘Young, Vibrant Man’

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT:  “I am a young, vibrant man.” That’s usually what you hear someone say as the nurse leads them out of the parking lot back to the day room. “I’m a young vibrant man. Let me go, young lady. General Eisenhower is expecting me on Omaha beach .”
What does he mean, “I’m the youngest person.” Of all his 10,000 lies, that might be the biggest. “I’m the youngest person in the world. Every single second, a baby is born, but I’m younger than any of them. Don’t believe me? I’m younger than a baby. I have no object permanence, I have a limited vocabulary, and I am wearing a diaper, and everything I see, I put in my mouth .”

(Via Mediaite)