Noah Praises 2020 Dem Candidate Pete Buttigieg: There’s No Dirt on This Guy

RUSH EXCERPT

NOAH: “Now, if you’re watching this going, “Trevor, why are you only showing us the positive things about Pete buttigieg?” Because that’s all we could find, all right. No, I’m being serious. There’s no dirt on this guy, like, nothing. Usually candidates have some skeletons somewhere. But even his skeletons are singing his praises. “He gave me calcium for my bones!” And I’ll be honest, guys, I’m suspicious of any candidate who is this perfect, right. I’ve been burned too many times, okay. In fact, I think mayor Pete should do something bad to prove that he’s normal. Yeah, yeah. Like, maybe he should just wear a little blackface. Maybe he should defend Michael Jackson. Oh, I don’t know, go and watch porn with hickenlooper’s mom— something, anything! Because until something comes up, that’s basically all you need to know about Pete burger— goddamn it! I was doing so well. Well, that’s mayor Pete, everybody. We’ll be right back.”