Bee: Democratic Nominee Will ‘Probably Lose’ to Trump

EXCERPT:

BEE: “There you have it! 16 candidates, 15 will lose while one, let’s be honest, will also probably lose and we’ll be stuck with this toilet monster for another four years. So tonight, I’m announcing that I too am running, far away because this campaign is already exhausting and it makes me want to hide in a hole.”

(h/t The Washington Free Beacon)