Noah: There Might Not Be a Country to Deliver a SOTU To If It’s Focused on over the Shutdown

RUSH EXCERPT:

NOAH: “You know, sometimes when President Trump speaks, he sounds like he's choosing the next words on his predictive text. You know, like, you know when you try to write a message based only on what your phone suggests, that is exactly what he sounds like, Nancy Pelosi or as I call her Nancy is a great blotch on this country and a tremendous mark-- and by the way. I don't know if Nancy gave trump a wedgie behind Congress one day but she did something because she is the only person he hasn't given a nickname to. Everyone else is crying chuck Schumer, little markio Rubio, poke month Elizabeth Warren, lying Ted, he's like Nancy Pelosi or as I call her, Nancy. And while they're fighting about where President Trump is going to deliver his speech to the country, by the time this whole thing is done there may not be a country to deliver it to.”