Stewart Mocks Belichick’s Physics 101: Your Science Only Applies to One Team

STEWART: "Flagrant equipment tampering! Raising questions as whether the 45-7 blow-out win over the Colts was due to cheating. And without that,  it maybe more like 38-7. Obviously, a deflated ball would be easier to throw and catch especially in inclement weather. The Patriots were quick to deny the accusations. Coach Bill Belichick brought the science to back it up."
BELICHICK [video]: "We all know air pressure is a function of the atmospheric conditions."
STEWART: "Science! Yeah! I guess the question would be, though, but for only one team?"
BELICHICK [video]: "It's similar to the concept of when you get into your car and the light comes on and it says low tire pressure because the car's been sitting in the driveway outside overnight, the atmospheric conditions as well as the true equilibrium of the ball is critical to the measurement."
STEWART: "This concludes the first episode of Professor Belichick's made up (bleep) Physics 101. Come back next week, we'll talk about the speed of the earth's centrifugal force affects specific gravity of coin tossing! Not the two-headed coin we have."