Dennis Miller Tells Kimmel Why He’s Conservative: Liberalism is ‘Like a Nude Beach … Sounds Good Until You Get There’

EXCERPT:

MILLER: "I know on your side, I think Pelosi’s kind of acceptable and she says stuff like that. That drives me more crazy. All I know is this. I’ve met so many nice people, most of my dearest friends in the world are liberals. I refuse to go through life defining who I’m going to be friends with, who I’m going to love, who I’m going to hang with from this 'D' or 'R' after people’s names. All I know is when I look at socially liberal, that’s when I don’t dig what the conservatives do, they always come off like the town elders from 'Footloose' and that’s a drag to me. But I look at liberals sometimes and I think liberalism’s like a nude beach, it sounds good till you get there. Then there’s a lot of kankles and misspelled tattoos."

(h/t Mediaite)