Stewart: Hard To Tell Difference Between Running for Office & Joining a Cult

“You know it’s becoming harder and harder to tell difference between someone running for president or joining a cult. I’m afraid that if I want to live in the big White House, I have to renounce all my earthly ties. So all of these people, apparently vying for the most powerful position on the face of this Earth, and how are they displaying their qualifications? Oh, they’re quitting their shows, and resigning everything they were ever a part of in any way, or faking us out, I’m going to run, I’m not going to run. And I want to tell you something, that is why I, Jon Stewart of ‘The Daily Show,’ is throwing my support behind senator Melvin Dickpictweet!”